do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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