im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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