Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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