420 ftw
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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