if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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