should my penis look like a turkey
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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