Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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