I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
