Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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