I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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