The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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