He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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