So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
