Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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