Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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