didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Nicole vs. Life
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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