well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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