I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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