I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
