help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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