she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I supernannyed him into submission
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
