The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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