I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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