He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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