Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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