Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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