We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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