I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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