the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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