Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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