On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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