Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
