Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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