i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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