a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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