DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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