the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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