i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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