How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
dude. I can hear the air.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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