But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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