her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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