just come out here and I will go home with you...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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