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say what?
wanna hang out?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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