Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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