i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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