forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
