He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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