Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
love makes seman taste better
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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