I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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