North Korea, Best Korea!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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