we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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