You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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