hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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