It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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