The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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